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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Tuesday Choose-Day on Wednesday

I just found this, and I think it's a hoot. So I'm cheating and copying it, even though it's really not Tuesday anymore.

tuesday is chooseday

either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.

    Would you rather:
  1. get a prank phone call at 2:00am OR sit on a whoopie cushion on a public bus?
  2. get poked in the eye OR get a wedgie?
  3. taken to the hospital because of a freak accident involving a llama and whipped cream OR an allergic reaction on your nipples from latex?
  4. get bit by a rabid chihuahua OR a wild badger?

My responses are as follows:

1. Whoopie cushion -- it'a bit more embarassing, but at least nobody woke me up and made me cranky. I hate waking up and having to be polite to a stranger, then using curse-words to lull myself back to sleep.

2. Wedgie all the way. Both are uncomfortable, but at least with a wedgie there's no possibility of permanent blindness.

3. This one's a toss-up. My immediate reaction was the allergy; however, the llama would definitely provide me with an obviously hilarious story to tell at a later point in time. And I'm all about the drama. So I'm thinking the llama.

4. Wild Badger. Frankly, a rabid chihuahua would be more painful in the long run, and there's no comedic value in a tiny dog causing me pain and suffering. A fight to the death with a wild badger, now....that's comedy!

Your turn. Or not. As you will.

Did anyone else watch the AMAZING documentary on PBS the last few nights called 'Country Boys' by David Sutherland? It was riveting. And funny. And sad. And scary. And makes me grateful. All at once. If you get the chance, get it from the library, or go watch it online. It was incredible. I may even buy it, I enjoyed it so much. I certainly lost sleep watching it, and boy am I feeling it now!

So on that note...g'night.


  • okay:

    1) i suppose the whoopie cushion on a public bus because let's face it, it may be embarrassing but who do *I* know that would be on a public bus?

    2) wedgie. once you've had children, you no longer care if someone sees you picking your underwear out of your butt. its so not on my list of "ohmygod" experiences.

    3) llamas. llamas and whip cream, especially. i'd probably get seen in ER a lot faster, too; because an allergic reaction on my nipples doesn't triage too high.

    4) not sure. probably the chihauhua because.. aren't those things rabid on a good day? how much damage can something the size of a mouse do?

    By Blogger Christine, At Fri Jan 13, 01:40:00 pm  

  • Me. You'd know ME on the public bus. And I'd mock you mercilessly. But hey, I'd do that anyway.

    By Blogger canadian sadie, At Fri Jan 13, 05:44:00 pm  

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