Not quite sure what to do...

...so I'm off to make a poor life decision.

I'm sure there will be more wailing and gnashing of teeth at a later time tonight. You should just kick me now--because obviously one of you forgot your promise to slap me.

p.s. I'm so drained. And tired. And really, really empty. And stupid. Did I mention stupid? I should freaking LISTEN to Einstein. He's a smart guy.