Zoiks.

Brave or stupid? I'm not quite sure.

I forgot my cell phone at work tonight. Not such a big deal, in the greater scheme of things. Except that I still have no stuff....and while sleeping on a cot for the last 3 weeks has been okay, and having only a barstool and some new china for company in the evenings isn't so terrible, (I still have YOU!) the whole 'not having an alarm clock and having to use my cell phone to tell me when to get up every day' thing is wearing a little thin.

Particularly tonight. When I'm wiped. And it's -14* outside. And I don't have my cell phone because I was dumb and left it at work. And I don't want to go and get it.

So...my old boss is going in to work in the morning, so he offered to call me when he gets there. Which is good...except I'm scared he'll forget, or something will happen and he won't be able to.

I REAAAAAALLLY don't want to go outside in the cold--I want to go to sleep. So I did what any self-respecting lazy-arsed bugger would do...I set the oven timer.

Is that really so wrong?

Not quite sure what to do...

...so I'm off to make a poor life decision.

I'm sure there will be more wailing and gnashing of teeth at a later time tonight. You should just kick me now--because obviously one of you forgot your promise to slap me.

p.s. I'm so drained. And tired. And really, really empty. And stupid. Did I mention stupid? I should freaking LISTEN to Einstein. He's a smart guy.